Annoying Pedestrians - Drowning Goldfish lyrics

VERSE1: during my monthly shower i decided to turn up the power the doors are locked oh sh** the waters up to my arm pit im a total dick oh dear im starting to drown this s**s im waiting watching myself die all i can do is sit and sigh COROUS: im drowning in my shower i guess im getting clean yer i may be a retard i no i should have brought bernard he's my bodyguard if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower to right its cold on full power im so f**ing cold ill be here till i grow old VERSE2: screw this im smashing the door down Ill look like a complete clown i dont want to wake anbody up if i do im as good as dead he'll beat the sh** out of me im going to make every one cranky im a f**ing nob jocky i swear im drowning honistly COROUS: im drowning in my shower i guess im getting clean yer i may be a retard i no i should have brought bernard he's my bodyguard if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower to right its cold on full power im so f**ing cold ill be here till i grow old VERSE3: im not to happy what a sh** way to die no more filling my face with pie next months shower im gonna sh** myself go f** yourself no more CD's im leaving this world now no more songs called bushy eyebrows thats right im now drowning im nearly dead you'll have to listen to burnt bread COROUS: im drowning in my shower i guess im getting clean yer i may be a retard i no i should have brought bernard he's my bodyguard if it couldn't have got any worse its a cold shower to right its cold on full power im so f**ing cold ill be here till i grow old