You're a crowd pleaser You're a born teaser You come by it honestly It's not who you want to be You've been acting restlessly But we all do agree You represent our dreams You pull it off easily Brush through the door breezily You're every academic's envy Larger than life it seems Designed for the big screen And did I mention You represent our dreams? But sometimes you get it all wrong Sometimes I see you wandering home all alone Sometimes I wish I never wrote this song And never put you on a pedestal at all… You're a crowd pleaser You're a born teaser You come by it honestly It's not who you want to be You've been acting restlessly But we all do agree You represent our dreams You're on the front page You're in the Golden Age You're at every award show You are the first prize The twinkle is in your eyes And an unexplainable glow Sometimes you disappear for a while Sometimes we forget about your smile Sometimes life can be dismal And we don't want a clown Hanging around Reminding us how things used to be— You're a crowd pleaser You're a born teaser You come by it honestly It's not who you want to be You've been acting restlessly But we all do agree You represent our dreams