We've always thought Knowledge is naught We should be taught to dance Right here at Tate We're up to date We teach a great new dance Don't think that I brag I speak of the drag Why should a sheikh Learn how to speak Latin and Greek badly? Give him a neat Motto complete Say it with feet gladly! First lesson right now You'll love it and how you'll love it: Here is the drag, see how it goes Down on the heels, up on the toes That's the way to do the Varsity Drag Do-dee-odle-oh-do! Hotter than hot, newer than new Meaner than mean, bluer than blue Gets as much applause as waving the flag! You can pa** many a cla** Whether you're dumb or wise If you'll all answer the call When your professor cries: "Everybody down on the heels, up on the toes Stay after school and learn how it goes Everybody do the varsity drag!"