Animeme - Doge vs. Hello Kitty - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES lyrics

[Host] What's up everyone my name is Alex And welcome to: Animeme Rap Battles! Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen on how you pronounce doge Is it doge or is it doge, like wheres Waldo? The world may never know [Doge] Such karate Old doge new tricks Like sh**ty DJ I make you into meow mix So muscles Much training very fast Doge like laser pointer you chase but never catch Wow, such bend, you move body like yoga I much chomping and chewing your body like sofa People slam, say doge, speak bad english How about be amaze? I am dog who speak english [Hello Kitty] What are you saying? It's like you have a condition It's like you bought Rosetta Stone, Kmart edition I'm from Tokyo, Japan the definition of cute I'm a cotton candy cloud, you're a step up from Groot Hey look at me wow, No one can stop meow I'm craving fancy feast, so wear this polka dot tuxedo Random fact 1: I am the height of five apples Fact 2: I crammed those bones full of cyanide capsules [Doge] Such Amaze You think i'm dumb? So denial I come behind you know, Dogey style! Doge for people Gra**roots organization Kitty like puppet for evil corporation You hang with frog? Wow, so not A-list I very paparazzi took one photo got famous Such fury Die cat get out of city Much explode you now Change name to Goodbye Kitty [Hello Kitty] Meowch that hurt, so much you're making me purr I'll make you more scared than when your owner goes to work We playin' dogeball b**h, you have no career I've k**in' it for 294 dog years I'm the prettiest, kittiest, little thing to exist Who's putting Shiba Inus on the extinct species list This litter boxing's bout' over, yo reddit, your mutt choked So pack yo bags, hit the street, and start begging for upvotes