AnimatedJames - The Real Pink Pony lyrics

[TWILIGHT:] May I have your attention please! x2 Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down! I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down! [APPLEJACK:] Uh, We're gonna have a problem here... [PINKIE:] Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a who*e With me babysitting worse than before Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!) And now Twilight like: [TWILIGHT:] Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she? [PINKIE:] And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies! Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed! Brony guys love Pinkie Pie [APPLEJACK:] Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her Hopping around shaking her you-know-what In front of you-know-who [RAINBOW DASH:] Yeah but she's so fun though [PINKIE] Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese But I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! And that's the dance move we teach to little kids And we expect them to not know what t**ng is Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic And everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls We ain't nothin but horses! Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage Then why can't two female ponies just kiss? All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this Sorry, those bronies can't resist! [Chorus PINKIE] Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony! All you other pink ponies are just being phonies So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2 [PINKIE] Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying But I do, mainly because I get paid to You think I wanna be best pony? Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me [RARITY:] But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird! [PINKIE] So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard? Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared? Now I can properly flip off Gilda I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda Griffon b**h, yelling at Fluttershy Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die Put me on blast on Discovery kids! And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups? All you losers ever do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk like me Trot like me, break the fourth wall like me Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry! [Chorus x2 PINKIE] [PINKIE] I'm like a head trip to watch! Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall I just go around being all random Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof It's funny, cause at this rate when we're canceled Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date with Spike Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady Maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon So will the real Pinkie please sit down And if you wouldn't mind please make a frown 'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight I don't bite but if you're a cake I might! [Chorus x4 PINKIE] [PINKIE] Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down