It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system, come on The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury Next the shrouded planet Venus Is as covered as can be The Earth is next, we call it home Let's hope it stays that way And then there's Mars, it's really red What more can I say? The ga**y planet Jupiter's As big as planets come Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings Made up of tiny crumbs We travel on to Neptune That's a ga**y-freezy ball And cold and tiny Pluto It's the furthest one of all Well, there you go, that's our solar system You forgot Uran*s, goodnight everybody