Animaniacs - I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual lyrics

I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite When in a jam, I just yell 'stop' and villains in their tracks are froze Then I sneak up, and utter 'start' and take my hands and honk their nose I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal