I wake up on the couch and then I float into the kitchen Have my coffee with the news and hear everyone still b**hin' Depression and hysteria mixed with fear and loathing So tell us doc what can we do to keep us from imploding You've got to be kidding me Oh you've got to kidding me Just smile and things will get better Just follow my instructions to the letter And you'll see you'll start to feel okay Just stretch your mouth at least three times everyday It's a smile in a pill That's designed just to k** All the thoughts in your head That you say that have lead you here Just smile and things will get better Just follow my instructions to the letter And you'll see you'll start to feel okay Just stretch your mouth at least three times everyday Soon you'll feel like everything is groovy Like you're the hero in your own Hollywood movie And you'll see how much your life will change It may feel weird and perhaps a little strange And you'll be feeling right as rain And you'll be feeling right as rain