Ani Difranco - Asked You First lyrics

Things can't get much weirder This can't get much worse Don't know why you wouldn't kiss me But it's a good thing i asked you first. You were a big strapping boy with a bo*er. And i felt it in your goodbye You gave me an evening i'll never forget No matter how hard i try. Yeah you were just mister flirtatious All night just workin' that a** Well you know it's uncool to bring it to school If you don't want to share with the cla** I am just mrs. embarresed I feel like a dirty old man I've got my eye on a guy That just moved out of mom's house With his pretty head stuck in the sand You've earned yourself a place in my memory By being the one who said no Where are my f**ing care keys I think i'll just go Surprise surprise now you miss me Now that i'm not in your face Surprise surprise now you're calling me Now that you feel safe Do you think that i could be your prom date You could do us a stiff little dance Except that this isn't high school, baby And you had your chance You had your chance You've earned yourself a place in my memory By being the one who said no Now where are my f**ing car keys i think i should go Hey look! car keys... bye!] things can't get much weirder This can't get much worse Don't know why you wouldn't kiss me But it's a good thing i asked you first. You were a big strapping boy with a bo*er. And i felt it in your goodbye You're leaving i'll never forget No matter how hard i try No matter how hard i try