I was sitting at a red light |I was waiting for a green light Up pulls this El Dorado with plates that said "diablo" With a guy, looked like an undertaker Smile on his face, leaned out the window and said: "Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?" Will I had nothing better to do since my baby gave me that big F.U. So I said "All right buddy, right back in your face. I'll race you to the end of the world just tell me - what are the stakes?" He rolled his back window down, I saw something big and brown It was a big ol' Rottweiler stuck his head out to look around And I knew who I was racing, the light turned green I punched that hammer down I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left and I saw him smile He was all ov