You like a black and blue face So you can look in good standing Just a f**ing disgrace Your whole life is tragic Wear a mask of staples To keep your face from falling off If you like broken noses, I'll gladly break yours for free "Too much is not enough, I wanna be Ca**iopeia!" A modern day Sears Ms. Frankenstein Slash and burn away the facial diarrhea Your getting older but your look just fine Just the paradise blues You're a piece of dogsh**! Give your a** the boot s** it out, new and improved Just a little bit more painful bodily traction To heal the wounds of future shrine Pulling off your very own Michael Jackson It's like being alive in formaldehyde Vanity Fair Blackout! Now you're dead to the world Let me bust a cap out To put you out of your misery, Girl