My friends used to show off their tatts Now they talk about filling their bank vault Mellow is the new fad Your life is f**ed and it's all your fault You used to be dangerous and fun Before you got that mortgage k**ed by mediocrity, procrastination, blah blah... Now you vote conservative The people of influence are cynical and jaded What hope for the new blood? Habitat destruction, fake terrorism We're all imploding under ma** boredom Sleeping generation can't embrace this shock There's nothing left to embrace I needed motivation You sent a postcard that said "punk rock" Well f** you too This is a marketing ploy This is the new black It's a publicity stunt Relax kick back... Tune in turn up recline practice being dead This is channel hell I hope this sledge hammer reminds you who you are What the f** happened? Angry youth reduced to ultra-conservative nervous frightened children It was supposed to be dangerous It was supposed to be risque Now it's cheap and ma** produced Now it's in a bargain bin... on sale This is a marketing ploy This is the new black It's a publicity stunt Relax kick back... Tune in turn up recline practice being dead This is channel hell You only see the filth when you look for it The scene s**s because you s** You k**ed it You stood back and let it die...(5 times) You stood back This is a marketing ploy This is the new black It's a publicity stunt Relax kick back... Tune in turn up recline practice being dead This is channel hell