Never get to bed before sunup Always getting caught in the rain Sometimes I might get in trouble Never was I one to complain Forget about your vast degrees, yeah Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty-three Stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again Never found a dime in the gutter Always get my best friends drunk If the pres'dent tries to call on me Say "Andy, come on over for lunch" I'd say, "Gentleman, excuse me please But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three" Sunday is a drag so forget it Monday you can make up for that Tuesday take a taste for dinner If you'd only spend it in bed But on Thursday night prepare for the weekend And let Friday disappear into Saturday morning