Andy Samberg - Incredible Thoughts lyrics

[Intro: Michael Bolton] Incredible thoughts Incredible minds I'm so overwhelmed How did my brain conceive them? [Verse 1: The Lonely Island] A snow white dove in the pitch black night A rain drop falls from tremendous heights A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland A child bites an apple, but the core is rotten TV is free, but what is the cost? We have GPS and yet, we're still lost A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden A man with giant ears begging your pardon What if a garbage man was actually smart? A common misconception that we're tearing apart And to a dog, dog food is just food And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe A milk dud, sitting in the acid rain A house cat addicted to the c**aine No teeth, unlimited floss These are just a few of our incredible thoughts [Chorus: Michael Bolton] Incredible thoughts, incredible minds Too many great ideas inside It's a miracle my head can contain them My spectacular brain For all human kind Changing how we think about space and time Now it's time to share them with the people [Verse 2: The Lonely Island & Michael Bolton & Mr. Fish] A ballerina waits for the bus A number one dad trophy covered in rust An nun dunked a basketball living the impossible A man breaks his leg inside a hospital We just thought of that and it can change the world World like a smart oyster full of pearls Such as an ultrasound of a new baby With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah that's my kind of Christmas card What if a bu*terfly was made out of bu*ter? These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother The world's cutest kittens just hugging a dog Just one of many of our incredible thoughts What if one thought could cure the people What if one song could end all evil Imagine if a fish could play guitar And also sing, it would sound bizarre like My name is Mr. Fish These guys thoughts have granted my wish And that may have just changed the course of time I swear my mind blows my mind, incredible [Chorus: Michael Bolton] Incredible thoughts, incredible minds Too many great ideas inside It's a miracle my head can contain them My spectacular brain For all human kind Changing how we think about space and time Now it's time to share them with the people, my brain is a genius [Outro: Michael Bolton] Incredible thoughts Incredible minds I'm so overwhelmed How did my brain conceive them?