Andy Samberg - I'm a Weirdo lyrics

[Hook] I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo People looking at me crazy, I don't care though I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo Ask me if I give a f**, I say f** no I say f** no, I say f** no Ask me if I give a f**, I say f** no [Verse 1] I'm a weirdo not a hero Had a psych eval didn't clear though Ergo I say ear-go Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo If that makes me weird, I'm weird I use a Mach3 razor on my beard I use a Mach10 razor down down here Seven more blades cause I like it sheer Use a banana as a telephone Use a banana as a telephone Use a banana as a telephone Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone Latin girls say “turn up the Reggaeton” But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone “Ay papi, you crazy” Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy Best picture, must be doing something right Chicken bit off my dick at a co*kfight Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight Bit a cop got a ticket for a cop bite I'm demented and deranged, motherf**er Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherf**er Just wrong like a dog in Ray Bans Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man Best picture, must be doing something right sh**, I'm repeating myself, man I'm not right [Hook] I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo People looking at me crazy, I don't care though I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo Ask me if I give a f**, I say f** no I say f** no, I say f** no Ask me if I give a f**, I say f** no Ask me if I give a f**, I say f** no