Andy Samberg - I Just Had Sex lyrics

Sometimes (Woahohhoh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island) You just gotta sing [Hook - Akon] I just had s** And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had s** And I'll never go back To the not-having-s** ways of the past [Verse 1 - Lonely Island] Have you ever had s** I have it felt great It felt so good When I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having s** should make a nice man of the meanest Never guess where I just came from I had s** If I had to describe the feeling It was the best When I had the s** Man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done Oh hey didn't see you there Guess what I just did Had s** Undressed Saw her b**bies and the rest For sure Nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing [Hook] I just had s** And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I wanna tell the world [Verse 3] To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense But man screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife That good The best 30 seconds of my life I'm so humbled by the girls Ability to let me do her Honestly I would have s** with a pile of manure With that in mind The soft nice smell of girls better She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them (yeah) Whether you're near or far Whether short or tall We wanna thank you all For letting us f** you [Interlude - Lonely Island & Akon] She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter had s**) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter had s**) I think she mighta been a racist (Doesn't matter had s**) She put a bag on my head (still counts) [Hook - Akon] I just had s** And my dreams came true So if you've had s** in the last 30 minutes Then you qualified to sing with me [Hook - Akon] I just had s** And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had s** And I'll never go back To the not-having-s** ways of the past