Andy Milonakis - The Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song lyrics

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed You wear name brands and I make my own clothing I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing “I hate myself.” Pancake on my face makes me extra happy I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do When life hands me lemons I make beef stew So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it I put bologna in my left pocket Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis