Andy Milonakis - Not Coming Home Tonight lyrics

[Hook x 2: Riff Raff] I'm not coming home tonight I'm not coming home tonight I got a pocket full of cash, a car full of gas So I'm not coming home tonight, home tonight [Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] I ain't coming home tonight Just got a case of Coors Light I'mma get another DUI Sorry fat a**, this my life I won't be back I'm sorry I'm at a Three Loco party (Viva!) f**in' a cholo barbie In Cocoa Beach, so gnarly I don't wanna come home b**h, just let a dog roam Hell nah I didn't answer my phone I was all alone doin' d** in a school zone [Hook x2: Riff Raff] [Verse 2: Andy Milonakis] f** home I don't even wanna go there On the road, the road to Saint Elsewhere I ain't lost I'm just cruisin' Black I found two b**hes that go a** to a** Motel 6 ain't up to par So f** it; I'll just sleep in my car Woke up on the edge of the earth I don't wanna go back, it ain't worth it Now I'm in Paris with Euro hoes They French kissin' my dick now I'll never go home [Hook x2: Riff Raff] [Verse 3: Riff Raff] Billy Jean, Charlie Sheen My blunt looks like a burrito supreme. (taco!) I can front page of the magazine Now she in my face, Maybelline Rap game Madonna, stirke a pose Bad b**h at mi casa, foldin clothes (laundry!) Now I'm Burt Reynolds with the Listerine (washhh) Live half my life in a limousine I pour my four in a zeema My b**h a** look like Trina Like MC Hammer have you seen her? [Hook x2: Riff Raff]