Andy Milonakis - Make Em Wait lyrics

[Hook: Andy Milonakis] Nah, I ain't late I make 'em wait, make 'em wait I make 'em wait [Verse 1: Andy Milonakis] I got no watch, I got no clock I don't really give a care Everyday I wear a brand new pair of underwear Nah, I ain't late I make 'em wait then wait them wait some more I'll rupture and puncture punctual who*e I roll out in the Jag doing 20 that's the max Sipping Henny in the back, no Google maps I'm just a slow poke This ho on codeine, she a slow poke f** a time piece, that sh**'s for old folks and ho's bloke I'm just a rocky raccoon Let's eat shrooms and swim to the moon I'm floating in slow-motion, mate [Hook x2] [Verse 2: Riff Raff] Strapped for protection, safe s** Working out in the living room, bowflex Big face hundreds smell like cat fish Chuck Norris wrist reverse spinnin' back fist Now I'm in the backwoods with Sally Struthers Your mom in my jacuzzi counting bubbles They tried to bait me in me in like a paper boy Ramen noodles on the counter as a decoy I can sip moonshine for indegestion I can ride the Clydesdale like Willie Nelson Might have to camp at [?] Three white b**hes in the mountains Wilson Phillips [Hook: Andy Milonakis] [Verse 3: Dirt Nasty] I'm running late as usual I got a blonde date that's beautiful Fat a**, you should see the booty bro And she can handle the balls, Ricky Rubio I make em wait like a hostage Then walk in the office dangling my sausage I'm Bob Costas in a Mazda Miata With a chicken Slovakian mobster's f**in' daughter Hold her head under hot water And feed her fried possum like a bottle nose dolphin I make 'em wait like a f**ing scrub And if she says two words Boxing gloves [Hook: Andy Milonakis]