Andy Milonakis - f** Ed Hardy lyrics

[Intro: Dirt Nasty] [Dirt Nasty] For real, f** Ed Hardy I rather be a gay midget or a dead body Than wear that rhynestone sh** Look like a dragon threw up on my dick Who had a seizure? It must have been the dude that made that t-shirt Hey Christian Audigier, ever felt an AK spray your face You're a trash poser I'ma arrest your a** for indecent exposure Saw the store on Melrose Slammed on my brakes, oh hell no Andy and Rich, hand me the clip So I can unload on this [?] And if I see one more trick With a hat to the side, I bedazzle her tits [Hook] f** Ed Hardy f** Ed Hardy f** Ed Hardy And if you wearing that sh**, I'm sorry [Rich Hil] See me Ed Hardy, hardly partly Cause you looking like Charlie with your stupid hat and your stupid t-shirt Not to mention your shoes look cheaper Look at Dirt, he was like "I'm me first" Not to mention I be second but I be repping for my city and look stupid ABC, I'm wearing APC, dark Vans, dark tee Hat low, yeah hat low Always smoke weed I'm blazed, smoking some haze Where she stay? We could pick her up anyway We can take her home, let her hit my bong Let her sniff lines, let her talk about her times Wack sh** but it's just past time Hey, she can talk about the day We just hear to play Christian Audigier like [Hook] [Andy Milonakis] Got a glitter tiger jacket Motherf**er, I'm a f*ggot I'm a Ed Hardy fan aka I am a maggot I roll with douchey b**hes, I roll with douchey crews I love Ed Hardy, what the f** you gonna do? I got no style, I got no cla** Rock Ed Hardy and I gets no a** Wearing wacky clothes like a Japanese tourist Got roses on my shirt and I look like a florist Fake diamonds on my hat I'm a loser, my b**h is fat Back in the day, I wore [?] Dutch Trendy wack clothing is my crutch Bright t-shirts are never too much Self loathing is my lunch I hate myself cause I don't have a brain And I'm blind as f**, I can't see that I'm lame [Hook] [Outro]