Andy Milonakis - Bong Hits lyrics

[Intro: Dirt Nasty] What was that? Alright Aw yeah baby that's it The world just got more worse Cause me, Riff Raff, and Andy got a verse [Verse: Andy Milonakis] Your mom has no legs, her nickname is "No Legs" Looked in the fridge and we got no eggs Gotta go to the store, no h*mo But I bought hella meat like mortadella And prosciutto, and salami I got you mami, I got you mami Tell me what ya need and you won't get none of it I'm a f**in' star so you know I'm gonna son a b**h Bang my chest out like a cracked out gorilla Murdered that p**y like a real good thrilla R.I.P. MJ, I be gettin' BJs On the freeway, make it a three way Got a sick water game call me Rick Voss 24 carat strings, sick floss Lip gloss on my big co*k Your mom's a dumb b**h And she lives in the wigwam [Hook: Dirt Nasty] x4 Dirt, Riff Raff, and Milonakis We runnin' through your pockets For Xannys and Bong Hits [Verse: Dirt Nasty] Your Dad got no dick, his nickname is no dick I'm in the water with your b**h like a porpoise Of course it's dirt nasty baby I was born in a Cadillac, dyin' in Merce-des Ladies love my flow, babies eat cookie dough-nuts Grown ups don't like my raps But little kids do, that don't have a dad I f** moms in Winnebagos Day-glow state shows in San Diego Yayo get smoked and sniffed So stay home, if you party like a b**h [Hook] x4 [Verse: Riff Raff] Pull up at the barber with the Supersonic Starter I don't want your damn daughter she look like Steve Atwater 151 drinks smell like hand grenades Diamonds on the face, wrist tastes like Steak Escape Porridge on the side, silver Versace baby rattle Freckles on the money, count 'em rap game Alfalfa Whole house Persian I used to shop at Mervyn's A word projected to go platinum, might go triple sterling Slither past civilians in a brazilian caterpillar Monotone conspiracy, the mammoth tusk cherokee Induce labor during therapy in the Katy Perry cherry tree In the Katy Perry cherry Tree [Hook] x4