Andy Bell - Delicious lyrics

Said you were restless I didn't like your dresses Thought you would move To another part of town I got your message Been sifting through the wreckage For this excuse We called a life A DIY quickie slow divorce Marriage vows broken On the rocks Mine's a slice With a G & T And here's to toast That you're leaving me I will not cry 'till the fat lady sings I cannot fly 'cause you clipped my wings Now you're the picture of my disgrace So wipe that pretty smile off your face I wouldn't say we were incomplete I can't complain you were so discrete Kept your liaisons to yourself My soul distraught now I'm getting out You were delicious Could never be malicious Now you hold a knife Up to my throat Of it's own volition You took your ammunition Came rushing through the air Like a UFO I cannot say that I learnt my lesson well Your mysterious ways have a lot to tell Sure got a wicked sense of humour You stick the knife in And twist it round