Andrew Lloyd Webber - Eternal Youth is Worth a Little Suffering lyrics

[ASTROLOGER] I don't think you should shoot before July 15th Right now is a perilous time for Pisces If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn You'll avoid a catalog of crises [MASSEUSE 1] I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty [MASSEUSE 2] We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue You won't look a day over forty [BEAUTICIAN 1] We have dry heat, we have steam [BEAUTICIAN 2] We have moisturizing cream [BEAUTICIAN 3] We had mud-packs We have blood sacks [BEAUTICIAN 2] It's a rigorous regime [ALL] Not a wrinkle when you twinkle Or a wobble when you walk Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering Eternal youth is worth a little suffering [an*lYST] Listen to your super ego not your id Age is just another damn neurosis I'll have you regressing back to infancy And back into the womb under hypnosis [DOCTOR] I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb The formula's the one Somerset Maugham owns Just modest course of thirty-seven shots And you will be a heaving ma** of hormones [ALL] No more crow's feet, no more flab No more love handles to grab You'll be so thin they'll all think you're Walking sideways like a crab Nothing sagging, nothing bagging Nothing dragging on the floor Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering Eternal youth is worth a little suffering Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering Eternal youth is worth a little suffering Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering