Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Old Gumbie Cat lyrics

I have a Gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots. Her coat is of the tabby kind with tiger stripes and leopard spots All day she sits beneath the stairs or on the steps or on the mat She sits and sits and sits and sits and that's what makes a Gumbie cat That's what makes a Gumbie cat But... When the day's hustle and bustle is done Then the Gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun And when all the family's in bed and asleep She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice Their behavior's not good and their manners not nice So when she has got them lined up on the matting She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting I have a Gumbie cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots She sits upon the windowsill, or anything that's smooth and flat She sits and sits and sits and sits, and that's what makes a Gumbie cat That's what makes a Gumbie cat But... When the day's hustle and bustle is done Then the Gumbie cat's work is but hardly begun She thinks that the co*kroaches Need employment To prevent them from Idol and wanton destroyment So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts A troop of well disciplined helpful Boy Scouts With a purpose in life and a good deed to do And she's even created a beetles tattoo! FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW! Thank you my dears