Andrew Lloyd Webber - By Jeeves lyrics

Bertie: It is patently clear Any awkwardness here Can be cleared up in less than a trice Our identity switch Who is who? Which is which? We're in need of some solid advice There's a painfully simple solution It's as plain as the nose on your face Bingo: By Gad! Gussie: By Gosh! Bingo: By Heck! Gussie: By Gum! Bingo: By Rabbit's Foot! Gussie: By Kingdom Come! Bertie: By all my sainted aunt believes! Bingo: By George! Gussie: By Jove All: By Jeeves! When we're faced with the grind Of exerting the mind We're filled with a deep sense of dread Bertie: "How on Earth", I hear cries "Does one give exercise To a thing that's embedded in your head?" Bingo: What we need is a free-range consultant Gussie: Where on Earth do you find one of those? Bertie: By Hook!By Crook! Bingo: By Way! By Pa**! Gussie: By Sea! By Air! Bertie: By Road! Bingo: By Gra**! Gussie: By Seven Dwarfs! Bertie: By Forty Thieves! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Bertie: By Shuttleco*k! Gussie: By Croquet Hoop! Bingo: By Panama! Bertie: By Windsor Soup! Gussie: By all those cards tucked up his sleeve! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Our collective I.Q Of around Forty-Two Cannot cope, to be terribly frank All true leaders of men Delegate now and then Try to keep their minds totally blank To appreciate loftier matters Bingo: Things that go over my head Bertie: By Derby Day! Gussie: By Nursery Tea! Bingo: By Moose! Bertie: By Spoons! Gussie: By Half-Past Three! Bingo: By every tender breast that heaves! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Bertie: By Marmalade! Gussie: By Bowler Hat! Bingo: By Toothpaste tube! Bertie: By Burmese Cat! Gussie: By Baby Newts! Bingo: By Autumn Leaves! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Behold how Jeeves, with sleight of hand Conceives a scheme so carefully planned! Even we can understand If he takes it terribly slow-ly Bertie: By Basingstoke! Bingo: By Cardboard Box! Gussie: By Budge's Knees! Bertie: By Ba**ett's Socks! Bingo: By each that conjuror deceives! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Bertie: By Jumping Jack! Gussie: By Easy Chair! Bingo: By Bain Marie! Bertie: By Camembert! Gussie: By every fruit bat in the eaves! All: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Bingo: By Walking-Boot! Gussie: By Thermal Drawers! Bertie: By Canapes! Bingo: By Santa Claus! Gussie: By all his mighty brain achieves! Bertie: By every spell the master weaves! All: By Heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! BY JEEVES!--