[GANGLE/SQUELCH/FLECK] Mr. Y welcomes you to Phantasma! [GANGLE] Featuring Dr. Gangle, Master of Ceremonies [FLECK] Miss Fleck, Aerialist Extraordinaire [SQUELCH] The Amazing Squelch, the World's Strongest Man [GANGLE] And direct from Paris, France [FLECK] It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl! [GANGLE/SQUELCH/FLECK] Miss Meg Giry! [MEG] Welcome Each and everyone To our festival of fun [MEG/SHOWGIRLS] Something notable and new [MEG] We bring glamor from afar Plus a touch of the bizarre [MEG/SHOWGIRLS] And it's only for you [MEG] See the wonders of our age All a**embled on our stage [MEG/SHOWGIRLS] Too fantastic to be true [MEG] What sensation seekers seek Every kind of living freak [MEG/SHOWGIRLS] And it's only for you If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave You'll be leaving here content without a doubt Are you ready? Are you willing? Are you braver than the brave? There's an oh-so simple way of finding out [MEG] Is your life a little hum-drum? Is your wife a little glum? [MEG/SHOWGIRLS] We've a remedy for all who wear a frown We won't bite you we'll delight you We invite you to succumb To this singular attraction Which is offered at a fraction Of the price of any other show in town [MEN] We've got jugglers from the East We've got vermin We've got beasts [ALL] It's a pretty heavy brew [MEN] We've a fiddler from the West Who is said to be possessed [ALL] And it's only for you We bring magic, we bring mirth We've been halfway 'round the earth From Turin to Timbuktu To present to you today This delectable display Which is only for you Such a show you've never seen Such a show there's never been And today's our grand debut Prince and pauper come on in Let the spectacle begin Cause it's only for you Let the banners be unfurled Raise the curtain on our world Without any more adieu Mr. Y has all you need Satisfaction guaranteed And it's only for you [SQUELCH] Welcome each and everyone To our festival of fun [ALL] For you! [GANGLE] Ladies and gentlemen Miss Meg Giry The Ohh-La-La Girl [SQUELCH] Five shows daily [FLECK] Only here at Phantasma!