Andrew Jackson Jihad - Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi lyrics

I used to be a dead guy. Now I'm a f**ing Jedi. And I've got lots of news for you and I've got a long list of things to do. I used to dwell in the present. I used to be so hesitant. But now I've got my whole life to live and I've got all my love to give. To all you f**ers that I hate. Like the gift of the Magi. You sold your soul to buy some tits. I sold my soul to grow a dick. We got to get them in van. But what if he resists? Just kick him in the back of the f**ing head and put him in the back of the f**ing van. It's a miracle of science. A list of betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all and it lives inside her heart just like a stupid, f**ing, tapeworm. Who can we blame? The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair because she was way less f**able and that’s just unforgivable. He moved into a condo. He hung out by the pool but he never wore a bathing suit. He just wanted to scope out the talent. If God doesn't like ugly. Then God doesn't like anybody. So f** God anyway. God is obsolete. Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny. There's no one to blame. People are just f**ing mean.