Welcome aboard the hms majesty ship Where the drinks are free And the sails are made of cotton candy We're going to be taking you to some of the most exotic known places in the world So relax, enjoy, and don't forget to buy a raffle ticket in the parlor Come away with me on an island cruise Have a gla** of wine and take in the view Overwhelmed at the helm, now Take you to another realm that you've never seen before At the bow i'll take a bow And turn that eeyore frown upside down, be sure Persuade a mermaid to leave her day at the parade And take a quick detour Now, normally, she sells seashells by the sea shore But today we're on the lookout for sharks Seamen see many, but do you see any? I heard around these parts there must be plenty Take my hand, and a sword If we don't get one, we're not welcome back on board At the bottom of the sea Float with me