Andrew Huang - Diet & Exercise lyrics

Now I never tried much to be a lesser size But since 25 I can sure testify It's hard to stay slim without some exercise But gym membership's costly I guess if I walk instead of drive I'm off to a good start Speed it up to a jog, you want a good heart And I try to stay cautious with my sauces I don't even get close to these pastas Eating organic, please don't look at what the cost is I'm trimming inches and I'm cutting losses You know it hurts, dinner with no dessert And a bag lunch every day I go to work Watching all my portions And in yoga cla** doing these contortions Twice a week, maybe more Since I'm getting addicted to endorphins And expensive lotions for dealing with my poor skin And a loofah, gotta exfoliate Gotta detox, last week I only ate kale and flaxseeds Don't ask me, it was on a blog So it's not a fraud, it can't be I stack these recipes for quinoa and snap peas This is low-sodium, but is it fat-free? Now I'm running more than your whole track meet Got a tandem bike, weights in the back seat And it's like I'll be so lean with protein I'm happy with turkey and egg whites only And what's that? is that meat? No, dude, it's tofu, it's soybeans I go through like a pack a day With some garlic, I've got enzymes to activate So true, follow that up with some juicing And don't ever touch gluten! It's so hard to leave behind the hooch Is it even too much when I'm hitting the kombuch? I'm so stressed taking care of myself But it's all for the good of my health Right?