When I wake up In the morning I pour the coffee Read the paper Then I slowly And so softly Do the dishes Feed the fishes Sing me Happy Birthday Sing it like it's going to be your last day Like it's halleujah Don't just let it pa** on through ya It's a giant among cliches And that's why I want you to sing it anyway Sing me Happy Birthday Cause hell what's it all about Anyway Sing me Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Like it's gonna be your last day Here on earth