Everybody said what I'd never be Told me you would always be Out of my league And I'm thinking that I should've Just took their advice Cuz never having you is a bigger price to pay He wants Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy Anybody but me Linda The glitz and the glamour they matter All strikes against me While I'm out on the road You'll be home alone And she don't have no shows She can sit by the phone And I can build my own But that's not what you like I think that I heard that Linda Has a 9 to 5 He wants Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy Anybody but me Linda The glitz and the glamour they matter All strikes against me The glitz and the glam With no number one fan Losing you was never part of my plan But even you'll leave When you see she's not me Hope the simple life is what you need Cuz you want Linda Linda The glitz and the glamour they matter All strikes against me Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy Anybody but me Linda The glitz and the glamour they matter All strikes against me Anybody but me