Andre, The Giant - Rap Game Larry David lyrics

[Alec Baldwin & Ed Harris] Oh, have I got your attention now? Good cause we're adding to this month's sales contest As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives Third prize is you're fired You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads Mitch and Murray paid good money Get their names to sell them You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close sh**? You are sh**! Hit the bricks, pal and beat it because you are going out! The leads are weak The leads are weak? The f**in leads are weak? You're weak I've been in this business for 15 years What's your name? f** you, that's my name! You know why, mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight I drove an $80,000 BMW, that's my name And your name is your wanting You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them You go home and tell your wife your troubles Because only one thing counts in this life Get them to sign on the line which is dotted You hear me, you f**ing f*ggots? [Verse 1: Andre, The Giant] Shaquille O'neil f** pigs, they squeal Put a girl in some heels Take her to an outlet Got on a Thrasher outfit Put in work. export Make her legs soar You let that dumb a** keg pore Well, that's nice Look at my wife, look at yourself, then look at my life You s**a Married to a MILF, motherf**er I trust her Refuse to wear rubbers You like 'em plastic That's tragic On that Illmatic On that Imagine Hendrix with the flames Einstein with the brains Pimp with no cane You got no dreams No team Candles like I'm satanic All I want is marriage and I'm a romantic Not here to do damage Yet you end up in a bandage Bandanna Bandit The beat slammin' Dreams bigger than that banana hammock I'm the man kid, you a man child Check the mic, then check my style [Monologue: Andre, The Giant] Yeah Acoustic guitar on my back as I walk through the desert in the shadow of the valley of d**h That was from the bible That bible is called my text messages Haha Yeah, they screenshot that sh** and put it in a book and called it the new new testament We on that new new sh** Got that new new b**h Look at the ring, we just got married [Verse 2: 666999] Kilo after kilo, week after week Gucci on my waist while your girl on my dick I'd let the girl drive, but you know it's a stick Walk into the room and the a**es look thick Girls come to me, I don't need to pick bu*ter up them biscuits, call that Bisquick Grills in my mouth, no need for a toothpick Need quick cash, it's gonna be ruthless Head so good, that she was toothless When gettin' money, you're a student My game is fluent Move keys I might just do it Weed, I bet you grew it You losin' motherf**er s** my dick, s**a [Verse 3: Andre, The Giant & 666999] Barangadang Let my dick hang Let that sh** bang sh**stain I ball like Larry Bird You know my lines absurd I love clothes, but I also love women naked Shouts to Mason You know that's Mason Winslow s** on my toes Andre chillin' Andre in the buildin' Back of a limo with my children I like to smell little children, Steve Buscemi You who*es laughin' Rap game Larry Davis, curb your orgasm Aaron Hamilton-Grenham puckers his lips while his b**h puckers her a** Kiss my a** Two white guys with nice hair ballin' like two clones of Steve Nash Oh hey there, b**h sh** on my chest DJ sh*tONMYFACE, WE THE BEST Oh hahaha KKK Nein, nein, nein Kiss a baby Six, six, six That b**h, that b**h, and that other b**h On my dick, my other dick Okay, I have three dicks I am Michael Cera Praise DJ Khaled