Andre Nickatina - These R The Tales lyrics

I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named Harriet She said my stick was???, so she knew just where to bury it This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, cuz she made hella noise-a This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a merry-go-round She got to telling all her friends, that it's a new king in town I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into Tessy She said her nickname was Marvin, cuz when she had s** it got messy This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I called her bu*ter Cuz when it came to summer sundresses, she had a** like no other The steak was always smothered, she was a freak under the covers You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin, when I got hit on by her mother This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as hell But she was 26, and her son was already twelve I was at this little a**embly, when I chopped it up with Kimberly Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love me for infinity You should have seen the chemistry, I changed that freak's identity Seen her at the movies with her man, and the b**h didn't wanna remember me This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my ears But she also tried to put these n***as on me when I slapped her at the pier This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella friends So when I brought my friends and all her friends, then that's when the party began This girl named Savannah, she used to love to pout But I used to say "Don't even trip, just stick this in your mouth" This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't stand her But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your a** on camera I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with this freak named Leah Even though she was in the dark, no one could see her, get it? This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac Bell-a She gave me the number to the pager, home, and cellular She had a lovely smell-a, a** like??? I was wet like a scuba diver from the s**, homeboy let me tell ya Chrysler???, with this chick named Darren I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and she just kept on starin And then came the flarin, she said she hated sharin I said "I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not really carin" This gangsta's name was Dallion, she wore gold medallions Every other month we'd take a flight, out to Staten Island She kept a 9 on the dresser cuz she had dreams of hell Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star hotel I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up there at Yale Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine She was the type that looked so good, it was a motherf**in crime Took her from behind, led her to the ride Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout to rise Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette She used to come and get young Nickatina from off of the set We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with Sable Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with Bridget She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and digits In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran into Kirby Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some gangsta's tryin to serve me Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is through And if some cats is after me, I'm right here mackin on you Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the vogue smoke Looked her in the eyes and said "Yeah b**h, you're broke!" This girl named???, Lord she was dreamy Met her at a pool party, should have seen her bikini This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal She offered me to put in why he stressed the?rikers out? Gave the freak a smile, said "It ain't my style" I've known the homie for a while yo, and that would be foul Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean We first had locked eyes yo, when we were thirteen Kissed at 15, s**ed at sixteen That's why she's with me right now in the Beam, Tiga!