Analog Rebellion - You Could Be A Politician lyrics

If you could speak as well as you give head, you could be a politician A real successful heavy-weight, fire breathing senator from the north If you would read books as much as you drink, you'd be Stephen Hawking But who am I kidding, you're a worthless, washed up waste of air If I could have a dollar for every time that you complained about your parents I don't give a sh**, they're not that much worse than anybody else's I'm not talking to anymore bloody lawyers We're not talking to any more goddamn lawyers (I hope that's cool) I hereby refuse to speak to a single additional lawyer I will die before I talk to a another god damn f**ing lawyer