Anal Cunt - I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (so I Wrote You This Song) lyrics

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made much money But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey When I think of an angel I think of your face I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace I want to be your architect of your castle of love I'll never take for granted my gift from above We'll take a ride through the foliage Watch the leaves turn orange and brown Woman, I never thought I'd say this But I want to settle down I wish we were on a deserted island Just me and you I'd climb right up a tree And get a coconut for you