Anal Cunt - You're Best Friend Is You lyrics

no one cares what you say,no one gives a sh** about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a j** your best friend is you [x2] you have hook nose like a f**ing j** your best friend is you [x2] no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke every show you book is a f**ing flop,you're a f**ing midget and your broad's a wop [2nd chorus:] no one cares what your last show drew your best friend is you [x2] you're about as tall as tattoo your best friend is you [x2] your favorite letter's f flunk-you flunked out of school flop-every show that you do fail-every cla** that you take friends-not one you can make