Anal Cunt - You Are a Food Critic lyrics

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're f**ing gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be f**ing dead [chorus:] you are a food critic [x4] you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new you're bald enough-to blind a bird you f**ing j** you're gay enough-to go out with liberace you're gay enough-you f**ing f*g i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me jay weinstein is a gay bald j** with a beard