Anal Cunt - Bald To The Bone lyrics

I know this guy named Howard, and he's bald. And he's got a goatie, but not on his head. He's a really bald guy, bald as bald can get. And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan, is bald to the bone. B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b-b bald. Bald to the bone.