Ana Gasteyer - Roger Arrives lyrics

[LISA] Hey, mister! Hey, you! Please can you spare me some change, sir [ROGER] Have a dollar [LISA] I asked for change. Change is what I want [RHODA] Roger has arrived! [MIMI] Hallelujah! [RHODA] Roger has arrived! From a boat, looking fit Roger's always damned appropriate Give him your fear, Roger is here [ROGER] Roger has arrived! [GORDON] What the f** took you so long? [ROGER] No wind [GORDON] Huh, no wind [ROGER] Sorry I wasn't here [GORDON] Oh, it's okay, it's not like you left after you found out. Did you? [ROGER] Jerk. How bad is it? [GORDON] Oh, it's nothing I need a new brain [RHODA/MIMI] He needs a new brain [ROGER] That's not a crime [GORDON] And I need a new body [ROGER] Well, that'll take time [GORDON] I need a new brain Who will I be? [MIMI] You'll still be you [GORDON] Am I insane? [MIMI/RHODA/ROGER] Yes [GORDON] I need a new brain Will I be the same old me? [ROGER] He looks good [MIMI] He looks pale [RHODA] He looks better [ROGER] Go get dinner [MIMI] We're not hungry [ROGER] Roger has arrived [MIMI] Now we're hungry Aren't we hungry? [RHODA] I could eat [ROGER] Lean back, relax Resume attacks And sleep