Amy Schumer - Girl, You Don't Need Makeup lyrics

Girl, it ain't no lie Just look deep into my eyes You're perfect and I think you should know (Should know) That you don't need no lipstick You don't need no blush Cuz you've got that inner natural glow Magazines say that you're whack (Girl, don't believe them) Just leave that tabloid trash on the rack (Girl, don't you read them) You're beautiful and who cares what they think Now, wash that lovely face off in the sink In the sink, girl Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up Just walk around like that all day Wipe that goop off of your face I'll take you to a special place It's something that I've got to say Wipe it off (x4) Ho-ho-hold up, girl We spoke too soon With this whole no makeup tune We kinda changed our minds on the makeup thing You'll be the hottest girl in the nation With just a touch of foundation Girl, I can't be seen with the ghost from The Ring I didn't realize that your lashes were so stubby and pale Just a little mascara and you'll look female Please listen, girl, what we're trying to say Just get up an hour earlier And you can make yourself much girlier Girlier, much girlier Girl, you don't need makeup You're perfect when you wake up Just don't go outside like that, OK? Just a little makeup Some natural-looking makeup What more do I have to say? Just put it on (x4) Sing na na na, na na na Na na na na na na Na na na, na na na That's not enough, girl Na na na, na na na Na na na na na na Na na na, na na na Na, na Girl, I gotta get real with you I've had a lot of regrets in my life I regret missing my father's funeral To audition for The Voice I regret being high when my niece was born But most of all I regret telling you not to wear makeup That's on me But what's on you is hopefully more makeup See, it's like I tore up a shag carpet Assuming there were hardwood floors underneath But it turned out being just dirty linoleum These are just metaphors, girl But they are about your face Girl, you do need makeup Lots and lots of makeup Think of a clown and then work your way back You are great except your face, girl Don't take off your makeup Wear it when you sleep and swim We met someone else, we're out.