I could ruin my reputation around here But this town don't know me from eve Somebody put something in the water I swear i only had one beer Maybe i'd better leave I walk these streets with a dazed expression Hey ain't you got somewhere you're supposed to be Every prank phone call and minor insurrection Sin, bad check, heck, they can pin it all on me Rode hard and put away wet Driven round the bend Got far down as i could get But i'm going back out again A person could get their hand blown off reaching There's some things you really shouldn't touch A guy told me that i was asking for trouble I had to kick his a**, i didn't like it much A girl gets tired of doing all this for nothing You look around and everyone's got retirement funds They're all socking away saving for the future While i buy shoes, shave my legs and see how fast i can run Rode hard and put away wet... It's way too dark in this old stall I can't find a pen to write my number on the wall Yeah i got brains and a good hair conditioner I wanna be ready when they take that aerial shot Went by the parish house last night for dinner Lively conversation but the food was not so hot And what's there to look forward to but ice cream and t.v. I'd like to meet the man giving milk a bad name Peeking in windows at different happy families While the lonely so and so's y'know We all look the same Rode hard and put away wet...