In the morning Goodbye kisses And all the misters Kiss the misses Before leaving For the office But we're not grieving We've got chocolate And I'd choose it over you Any day... I say Diamonds You can't afford 'em So I say mansions You say mortgage We start to argue I say "You win" You have your victory I have my chocolate And I'd choose it over you Any day... I'm leaving traces Dirty Spoons I'm getting careless And pretty soon You're gonna catch me in the act and we'll try couples therapy I know that won't help Cuz if she's a woman She'll agree with me It's been a hard day At the office So I'll surprise you In my lace pajamas But before things Get hot and heavy I hear you snoring You're fast asleep So in the darkness I sneak to the kitchen Where my chocolate Has been hiding And I'd choose it over you Any day....