V1
Snapping back into relapse raps, relax
I keep the wax stashed in a hooker's a** crack
Going up like Nasdaq, girl how's that sound?
Grab the loud and get down
Joes jockin' my flow like a thief to a pickpocket
If she got it (laughs) then you know she's gonna get it
I slice beef like a head to shredded lettuce
Lifting up her skirt like she was playing tennis
64 Nintendo keep this episode playing
Do you know what I am saying?
Some old school tunes puffing OG to
Bad b**h coming through piped down by the whole crew
Took it like whole foods, oh dude
Recorded it on the intro with pro tools
Like some sh** by Notorious
I k**ed the p**y like Oscar Pistorius
I'm so cold that you can't touch my soul or my spirit
Dodging stray bullets, pain don't even feel it
Resurrection of the realest, welcome back to the carnival
Increase the funds till the tax rates marginal
Decrease the f**s in my daily life given
I'm Jordan on the mic and y'all barely Pippen!
Chorus x2
Increase the funds, Increase the funds
I Decrease the f**s and I increase the funds
V2
I'm a bad mother f**er
If that a** fat girl I might wanna f** ya
I've gone crazy heart blacker than a spade's ace
Bottle of jack, and chug more beer than a case RACE
Don't matter if you black, green, or white
Cause in a battle rap I'm turning men into mice
What's your life like? Life is like so funny sometimes
Life rhymes but you can't live it twice so take a chance
Man my life ain't been the same since my momma got cancer
So if it don't make cents then it ain't the ANSWER
Me this, What's wrong with putting her in front of a b**h?
So girl how you like your dick?
Lets finish up quick, I gotta write this sh**
And if you swallow kids then I might even spit it
Take a listen who you kidding sh**s raw as how I hit it
Decreased the f**s in my daily life given
I'm Jordan on the mic and y'all barely Pippen
Chorus x2
V3
Third verse hearse rap, inventing words in the lab
With the herbal remedy of the mad scientist
Wildest freestyling pilot of the fliest sh**
Psychotic psychologist, b**h welcome to the lions den
I am him, I am god, I am man
I am it's all part of the master plan
Deeds dastardly the Young Dirty ba*tard
Obscene swagger, casualty of disaster
Life after d**h I cracked my mind's pa**word
Cracked a dutch open my heart pumped faster
Can't slow down cause I can't go backwards
Oh lord, this is music for the ma**es
Till my lung collapses, I'll be the coldest thing that's happening
You sung your little song and you made me want to rap again
Trill, so ill that you better buzz hazmat
Come at me with the bull and get ducked like Aflac
Chorus x2