I knew a stupid prick
He was a f**ing dick
And he was looking for an easy way out
He reached into his sh**
Ploffered a rusty bit
It was a razorblade / a rusty razorblade
d**h by bloodloss / suicide razorblade
And lying on the floor
Just right outside the door
He was about to take his very last breath
The paramedics came yeah it was f**ing lame
And he was waiting for the angel of d**h