Well, I'm not so good at fixin' the belts on the VCR
Not so good at changing the tyres on your mother's car
Not so good at hangin' the lights on the Christmas tree
But darlin' if you're in the mood, you can call on me
Cos' you know just what I am - I'm your handy man
Well, i've never laid cement and barely pruned a tree
And baby if you wanna call a pro, well that's alright with me
If our kitchen sink, it spring a leak, let's call the plumber out
But darlin' if you're feelin' weak, I'll hold you where it counts
Cos' you know just what I am - I'm your handy man