Verse 1:
Yo
My dick bent like a boomerang
My dangalang, it swang like an orangutan
My nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling
Small penis, I could bang a wedding ring
Like Skrillex… Get it? Bangarang
You still laughing cause my dick shaped like a candy cane
I love Chinese people, I never understand a thang
All I hear is “Ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling"
My cat's lost, they told me he went that-a-way
I whacked off to Teletubbies on Saturday
On Sunday, I do it to Grey's Anatomy
And wiped the TV down with my sister's pads on Splatter Day
CHORUS:
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me because
'Cause I'm a funny n***a
'Cause I'm a funny n***a (2x)
Verse 2:
Fat n***a, so whatcha making?
I'll eat a big a** bu*ter biscuit with a side of bacon
I'll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and
Pa** gas on a pancake hoping my a** will bake it
I'll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration
Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it for lubrication
Rapunzel! n***a ugly
McDonald's. Chicken Nuggets
I saw a chick, super duper thick
Fat nose, chalupa lips
But she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips
She got that Young Thug “Pa** me the Hookah” lips
f**nuggets, donkey bu*t
Donkey Kong, Monkey nuts
f*ggot Magnet, she got that booty dew
Cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do
CHORUS:
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me because
'Cause I'm a funny n***a
'Cause I'm a funny n***a (2x)
Verse 3:
Now, I had a chick call me handsome
And what I'm about to say next is random
I called Ghostbusters, paid them a ransom
'Cause she so skinny she had the a** of a phantom
It's nonexistent, what you whining for?
'Cause that a** is extinct like a dinosaur
Triceratops, a horn dog
But her back straight, like a corn dog
Hoooah! Rick Ross
—— Shubbedee wubbedee dick floss
Yo, I turn up like a vegetable....
....Titty Sprinkles