I've done some detective work
And I found it out: A terrible shame
A Father Mucker isn't just a jerk
Geddy Lee must be his real name
Geddy Lee must be his real name
Driving drunk his 50's-style Ford
I found it out a terrible shame
Singing 'Tom Sawyer', Atlantic his lord
Geddy Lee must be his real name
Geddy Lee must be his real name
Progressive ba**guard made a progressive start
The very beginning the everlasting fart
Evil Geddy speaking like a god
Progressive ba**guard made a progressive start