[Verse 1: Yung Sizzle]
69 problems and I ain't gotten head once
These b**hes f**ing fat, looking like all my past blunts
I reject them before I s** them, but I'm flexing
Yung Sizzle's got more ice than that little n***a Vexen
Again, I'm flexing and next, I'll be an X-Man
My body be looking gorgeous, your mommy be in my s** den
I feel that ham, snort a gram
Get head while I'm doing a handstand and playing NBA Jam
I'm the man, n***a
s** this dick, I will pull the trigger
Quicker than you say your head hurts, my n***a
Counting duckets and my knees bent, sh**ting
Ran up in a Taco Bell to see they don't have any cheesesticks
Golden cutters and Glocks with red locks
Got the padded vest stocked and I'm robbing a thrift shop
I be chopping up Macklemore while it's Smegma saying to call it quits
n***a, I got this katana for fifty cents
Slash, slash
[Hook: Yung Sizzle]
s** my dick in a Taco Bell
Lick my toquito
s** my dick in a Taco Bell
Tasty
[Verse 2: Lil Smegma]
Back to the future like I don't give a f**
Like a scrawny a** n***a puts the need in his bu*t
Snow man, old man, posted like a coat stand
f** with that Smegma sh**, let's f**ing go, fam
Got that hella thick dick like I'm Slick Rick
Make-shift Olympics, f** you with my six dicks
Yung Sizzle feeling horned
Owed him for the corn
Sent him 6 gigs of Chicken Little p**n
Call it "gay as f**"
But I got paid like lunch
n***a, I masturbated for months, what's up?
f** n***a, what's up?
Always a pleasure like lunch
From a girl you love
Aww n***a, that's sus
Leave you as red when I blush
Let your face hit my knee
b**h, you know it's love if it's free
We can lick each other's toquitos
[Hook]