[Verse 1: Yung Sizzle]
I'm getting s**ed by this b**h that's looking like Professor X
She's a wild thing, according to this Pokedex
Almost made me wreck on the way down to Sonic
FedExed her off the freeway, finished in a sock with chronic
Leaves in the colors of the SuperSonics
Bump The Delfonics, whip going super-sonic
Got the super-sized burrito, asked for the "Sizzle Special"
She didn't get the lingo, told her, "cheesesticks and her throat"
Then I gave her a** a medal
Told her, "b**h, you are the GOAT"
Then I took her back home
Farted on her pillow, gave the ho some pink eye
This Hobbit b**h small hands make a n***a out a chink guy
Put my fist in her sphincter, she's now a character in theater
Put my web in her like Peter Parker
Now I'll park my co*k up in this daughter's mother
Granny, auntie, sister, nannny
I don't give a f** who's co*k-holding me
I'm bagging p**y like some groceries
I'll hump that b**h's teddy too if I'm horny enough
I'm a mammoth cause my pants started growing a tusk
Have this b**h braid my pubes while I'm smoking a blunt
Put it out on her bu*t
One hand on my dick, other one on a ramen cup
She slurps both till she's stuffed
She'll never get a n***a cuffed
Like a P5 trailer
Listen to these words that I'm about to tell ya
Everybody's got one thing in common when they're older:
At some point in time, they were a co*k-holder
[Verse 2: Lil Smegma]
Oh, these old b**hes? About to throw them away
With a big dick, wild p**y just like 'noke
Yeah, your b**h a princess but she's so strange
Only f**ed her once and she's addicted like Rogaine
Uh, I sell accessories and propane
Shotgun to the head, leave you dead like Cobain
Yeah, just know your mom's my co*k-holder
Running to my dick like she's a f**ing lost soldier
Uh, dick like a f**ing zweihander
Balls like Biggie Smalls large as f**ing eight pandas
When I f** a b**h, it's like a stanza
So n***as sing anthems, I rather chill with my n***a Ansem
Sell your mom for f**ing ransom
Got your sister in my room with no f**ing pants on, n***a
Yeah, sitting here smoking doobies
With Sizzle in the back playing Kingdom Hearts Twoee
Shoutouts to my n***a Ryan, buying grams with toonies
Trying to get some booty, so I can eat that sh** like f**ing poutine
This verse is hard as f**ing Bruce Lee
Got b**hes trying to screw me
While haters f**ing boo me
Yo, can you please excuse me?
Uh, the flows just roll through me