[Verse 1: Yung 69] Got some internet hoes on my mind Doesn't matter cuz i get them all the time For me its so ez Other users on RG are cheesy I got one thing to say doe I ain't' from San Diego But your girl love to s my d yo 0ld 420 is my f**in bro If I dont like the b**h then I'll pa** him the ho Got b**hes and sh** for every day of the week I'm pretty sure I haven't even reached my peak Yung 69 signed to Bang'n Ur m0m records Got so many b**hes I literally broke records I also got the dank And everyday i make a trip to the bank Thank you all for listening but i gotta take a break [Verse 2: 0ld 420] Damn niqqa I'm old and I'm only getting older Makes sense that the b**hes I'm getting are only getting colder
Got too many STDs irl Now I get all my p**y through AOL (well damn!) Swimmin' in the poon like a virtual ocean All I need is my laptop, my hand, and some lotion Never gonna share my secret to gettin' these e-hoes Cuz when it comes to gettin' online b**hes y'all my hijos (get em) All these diamond rings, gold chains and money piles Don't mean a thing to these women on Verizon FIOS sh**'s still easy as f**, game got 'em like "whoa" Go on Omegle, whip my dick out, BOOM, 50 new hoes We got internet hoes, don't need no video vixens A ton of internet puss to stick our internet dicks in Me and my dawg Yung 69 cleanin' up on the net Your girl short circuit your router the way we're gettin' her wet (whew)